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Handwriting Expert Says Signature On Najib’s RM12m House SPA Also Possibly Forged
KUALA LUMPUR: Australian handwriting expert, Clive Wilhelmsson, today warned that boardroom documents relating to the SRC trial may not the only ones containing forgeries of Ex-PM Najib Razak’s sig...
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MyKad Religious Status Glitch Lands Man In Wrong Afterlife
THE OTHER SIDE: An 84-year-old Malaysian man has blamed his MyKad today after his soul was transported to the wrong afterlife.
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Brit Who Ate Real Nasi Lemak Slammed Over Next Day’s English Breakfast Order
LONDON: A British journalist has come under fire this morning after Malaysian culinary surveillance volunteers spotted the columnist eating egg and beans on toast just one day after tasting real nasi...
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Leaders Fear Muafakat Could Be A Two-Term Opposition
SELANGOR: Eliciting stunned silence from coalition members, leaders of both PAS and Umno warned if Pakatan’s fortunes turn around or if backroom maneuvering falls through, Muafakat Nasional could b...
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Free Breakfast U-Turn: PM Offends Rich By Saying They Attend Govt Schools
WINDSOR: Members of the nation’s wealthy elite pulled millions out of Malaysia’s economy this week, after being insulted by the nation’s acting Education Minister, Tun Dr Mahathir.
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‘Slack’ Airport Health Staff Explain They Were Giving Travelers A Flu Symptoms Demonstration
KLIA2: Health Ministry officers accused of failing in their duty at KLIA2’s thermal health screening check hit back at their critics today saying the viral photos of them ‘slackening off’ were...
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High Court Offers 50% Discount On Cases Settled In January
KUALA LUMPUR: Malaysia’s High Court is offering defendants a 50% sentencing discount on cases settled between January 18 to February 1 the leader of a special three-member bench announced today.
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New Education Minister Says Students To Wear Bata Sandals
PETALING JAYA: Only hours after his official appointment, Malaysia’s new Education Minister wasted no time implementing his bold reform agenda.
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Azmin Sex Video Director Regretting Artistic Decision To Use Nokia N90
PETALING JAYA: The mysterious director of a grainy sex video aimed at implicating Economic Affairs Minister Azmin Ali and his former political aide has admitted he is saddened to learn his film has ...
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Manager Admits Eatery Serving AirAsia Food Would Do Better If Customers Couldn’t Leave For 2-8 Hours
MID VALLEY: AirAsia’s Santan restaurant which serves airline food, would be doing far better if customers were locked inside for several hours with no other dining options, a manager of the mall-ba...
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Jho Low Has Died Of Cancer Says Newly Discovered Identical Twin, Ji Low
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION: Mere hours after granting Singapore’s The Straits Times an exclusive interview, the alleged 1MDB mastermind, Low Taek Jho, has tragically and suddenly lost his battle with can...
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