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The Tapir Times:
KLIA Restored After Staff Reboot Compaq 386
SEPANG: Working around the clock, Malaysian airports staff said all critical systems were back online now that they have rebooted the Compaq 386 controlling the entire airport.
SEPANG
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Malaysian
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Abdullah bin Bakar
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Compaq 386
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Aziz
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Artline
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KLIA
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386PC
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Sound Blaster
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CD-Rom
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Windows 95
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Total Airport Management System
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Castle Wolfenstein 3D
The Tapir Times:
Makers Hope Rendang Condom Will Make Someone Want A Covered BJ
KUALA LUMPUR: After years of painstaking research, scientists working at local prophylactic manufacturer Hia Today Bhd, believe they have finally found a flavoured condom that will inspire local male...
The Tapir Times:
Zakir Naik Vows Legal Action Against Any Indian M’sians Calling Him Racist
KUALA LUMPUR: Legal representatives of India-born Islamic televangelist Dr Zakir Naik issued a statement this morning saying the preacher will sue as many Indian Malaysians as it takes to prove he is...
The Tapir Times:
Iraq Says It Needs An Outspoken Perlis Mufti
BAGHDAD: Sources close to Iraq President Moqtada al-Sadr, today announced an outspoken, ignorant Perlis mufti is just what the war torn nation needs to get back on track.
Moqtada al-Sadr
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Iraq
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Sources
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BAGHDAD
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Perlis
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Mohd Asri Zainul Abidin
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Malaysia
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Sadr Sa'iroun
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ISIS
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Shiites
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Kurds
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Saddam Hussein
The Tapir Times:
Genius Mastermind Scams Victims By Sending Them Money
KUALA LUMPUR: Experts close to former Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak have warned Malaysians to beware of rogue evil geniuses out to cheat victims by depositing dubious millions into their personal...
The Tapir Times:
Senator Urges Law To Protect Men From Making Stupid Suggestions
PUTRAJAYA: In the wake of a less than favourable response to his anti-seduction law, PKR Senator Mohd Imran Abd Hamid today urged parliament to consider a law be enacted to protect men from embarras...
The Tapir Times:
Study Reveals Bubble Tea Healthier If Drunk Near A Juice Works
NATION: In a landmark study, local nutritionists have discovered brown sugar bubble tea is actually good for your health if consumed in close proximity to a juice bar.