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The Tapir Times:
Cinemas Stockpile Drinks For Avengers: Endgame Premiere Water Cut
PETALING JAYA: Cinemas in Selangor announced plans to dip into their strategic Coca-Cola reserves next week as the biggest water cut in Klang Valley history will conveniently occur on the April 24th ...
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Coca-Cola
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Infinity War
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Avengers
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Endgame
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Air Selangor
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Klang Valley
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Emergency soda trucks
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Avengers
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Avengers
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Cinema Superhero
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TGV
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GSC
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Culmination Beverage Analyst
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Abdullah bin Bakar
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Malaysian
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Mountains
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Coke
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April 24th
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The Tapir Times:
Scientists Photograph Black Hole Containing Felda’s Money
CHILE: With a massive Event Horizon Telescope, and a Huawei P30 Pro, a team of astronomers have revealed the first real image of the massive black hole Malaysia’s Federal Land Development Authority...
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Event Horizon Telescope
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CHILE
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Huawei
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Pro
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Jan Van Der Borst
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Federal Land Development Authority
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Scientists
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Plantations
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Park City Plaza
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Felda
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Dutch
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Eagle
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Indonesia
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Grand Plaza London
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1MDB
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Tabung Haji
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VIP travel
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Opposition
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Pakatan
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KL Vertical City
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Grand Borneo
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May 9
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The Tapir Times:
April Najib Demands Oct Najib Apologise For Saying Pink Diamond Was A Gift From UAE Prince
RANTAU: Today, campaigning former Prime Minister Najib Razak demanded a younger version of himself head to his ‘apology room,’ for spreading lies about the USD27million pink diamond now that cust...
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RANTAU
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October Najib
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Prince
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Malaysians
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USD27million
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United Arab Emirates
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Abdullah bin Bakar
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Al Jazeera
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Rosmah
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USD27million
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27million
The Tapir Times:
Malaysia Lauds Singapore’s Fake News Law
SINGAPORE: While critics remain concerned about the impact Singapore’s anti-fake news law, ‘the Protection from Online Falsehoods and Manipulation Bill’ will have on free speech, their Malaysia...
The Tapir Times:
Few Good Men’s Col Jessup Says Abductions Are Police Taking Matters Into Their Own Hands
PUTRAJAYA: In the wake of a Human Rights Commission of Malaysia (Suhakam) inquiry concluding special branch officers were behind the abductions of Pastor Raymond Koh and social Amri Che Mat, a well-...
The Tapir Times:
Equanimity Would’ve Fetched More With Bikini Models, Jho Low Says
CHINA: Speaking through his highly paid lawyers, fugitive businessman Jho Low slammed the Malaysian government’s incompetence at trying to sell his luxury yacht without properly furnishing it with ...
The Tapir Times:
By-Elections No Fun Without Handouts, EC Told
NEGERI SEMBILAN: With yet another new Malaysia by-election coming, voters have told the revamped Election Commission (EC) they are really boring now.
The Tapir Times:
Najib Hopes Trial Broadcast Will Finally Give Him Some Exposure
PETALING JAYA: There was a mood of optimism in the Najib Razak camp this morning as the possibility of a live telecast of his upcoming money laundering trial might finally get the famously low-profil...
The Tapir Times:
Netflix Introduces ‘Skip Sex’ Button
CALIFORNIA: Streaming giant Netflix today revealed plans to introduce a ‘skip sex’ button for Malaysian adults wishing to avoid watching some of the content they’re paying for.
The Tapir Times:
Nation Transitions From Kleptocracy To Disappointocracy
NATION: Malaysia declared itself a disappointocracy at approximately 11pm last night as the nation’s voters, commentators, and politicians declared the nation had fallen short of expectations.
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Mahathir Mohamad
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NATION
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Nurul Izzah Anwar
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Pakatan
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UK
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Australia
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Game of Thrones
The Tapir Times:
Man Accused Of Money Laundering Feeling Right At Home Here
PETALING JAYA: Unsurprisingly given the nation’s recent history, a Muslim preacher accused of taking RM113million meant for others, is having no problem at all settling into Malaysia as a permanent...
Zakir Naik
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Abdullah bin Bakar
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RM113million
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Muslim
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PETALING JAYA
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Malaysia
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Pakatan
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New Delhi
The Tapir Times:
New MAS CEO Signs On Until Thursday
KUALA LUMPUR: Today Malaysia Airlines welcomed its latest Chief Executive Officer, Mr Helmut Schoenherr this morning who has signed a contract expiring on Thursday.
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Austrian Airline
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Spiegelei Air
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Helmut
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CEO