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‘Now Not The Time To Oppose Govt,’ Say People Who Protested Pakatan Last Month
KUALA LUMPUR: Attendees of a Dataran Merdeka anti-Pakatan protest on the 22nd February have confirmed during the current crisis this is nor time for Malaysians to be questioning or opposing the curre...
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In Wake Of Stimulus, Najib Moves To Copyright Cash Handouts
TAMAN DUTA: Noting the Perikatan Government’s RM250bil Covid-19 stimulus package, lawyers representing former Prime Minister, Datuk Seri Najib Razak today confirmed he would be seeking to copyright...
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Grab Offering Exhaust-Scented Candles For Customers Who Miss Roadside Dining
SUBANG: With the Covid-19 Restricted Movement Order under effect, online food delivery company Grab revealed plans to go that extra mile in bringing authentic roadside dining experiences to Malaysian...
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Head Of Local Household Buys Groceries
TAMAN DUTA: Noting the directive announced by Works Minister Datuk Seri Fadillah Yusof, the head of a local household left her home on Jalan Langgak to purchase groceries on behalf of her family tod...
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Upin Tests Positive For Coronavirus
KAMPUNG DURIAN RUNTUH: Upin, the five-year-old twin brother of Ipin, sought medical advice last night after experiencing a high fever and shortness of breath.
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MPs Face 14-Day Restriction On Political Movement
NATION: Following Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin’s speech last night, state and federal lawmakers have been told in addition to the restricted movement order, a political move restriction order applies f...
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Azmin Sent To Sheraton To See If He Can Break Coronavirus Too
PETALING JAYA: While not typically the brief of a finance, economic affairs and international trade and industry special senior minister, Datuk Seri Azmin Ali has been approached by Health Ministry o...
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Passengers Relieved Coughing Man Only Choking On Sardine bun
WAWASAN STATION: There were tense moments for some LRT passengers traveling on the Kelana Jaya line this morning after a man traveling in their carriage suffered a severe coughing fit.
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Hit By Covid-19, Local Gangs Forced To Halve Extortion Demands
SELANGOR: Local extortion racketeers have told their gang members to brace for difficult times ahead due to Covid-19 hitting the already weak local business environment.
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Returning To Sea, Tun Says He Can Always Be Summoned If Anwar Tries Becoming PM
SELANGOR: With his ancient enemy again vanquished, political Kraken Tun Dr Mahathir bade farewell to Port Dickson beach onlookers as he prepared to return to the briny deep.
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Muhyiddin Ends Speculation By Appointing Himself Deputy PM
PUTRAJAYA:   In a shrewd political move, Prime Minister Muhyiddin Yassin plans to appoint himself Deputy PM to end speculation he will soon be toppled by rivals in his Perikatan government.
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Youth Minister To Tackle Bad Backs, Haemorrhoids
KUALA LUMPUR: Wasting no time after his swearing-in as youth and sports minister this morning, Datuk Seri Reezal Merican Naina Merican confirmed his ministry will focus on key issues affecting the na...
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